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Kendall, if the stock drops below 130,
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you're in breach
and we want our money back.
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Can we start to negotiate?
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I know that you said he wasn't great,
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but I was passing by,
so I thought I'd pop up.
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I'm afraid that is out of the question.
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No one apart from Marcia has seen him
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- for the better part of a week.
- Relax.
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We don't want to rush the recovery.
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Oh, right, 'cause you like playing boss?
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You know my brother and I.
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CEO and COO, and welcome Tom Wambsgans
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who is now sitting up
with the grown-ups.
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Stock's gone below 130.
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I've had an idea. You give me
four billion dollars.
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I stay boss, you invest for once
in a blue chip corporation.
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I'm going to need voting stock.
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I'm also going to need a board seat.
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Yeah, I wouldn't say that I'm the man,
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but if there were a man,
he might look a lot like me.
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After you went down, the stock tanked.
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You took a gamble on that loan.
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But I found us
a private equity solution.
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You are a fucking idiot.
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OK, that's right,
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along the edge.
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Good. That's good.
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Don't patronize me.
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Walking's not good. It's fuckin' normal.
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I'm not. That is good, Mr. Roy.
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I need to sit down.
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- Chair.
- Logan,
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if you're not well enough
for the charity dinner,
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I maybe go with this handsome young man.
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OK. Now,
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this is a little trickier.
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This is the proprioception.
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That's side to side.
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Turn it off. It's like being
inside a fuckin' commercial.
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There you go.
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You turn it off yourself.
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Come on.
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Where the fuck's she goin'?
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Thank you.
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Rava, hey, did you decide yet
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about tomorrow night?
It's kind of a big night for me.
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I'm making Dad's RECNY ball speech.
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I just kind of assumed your
"hopefully" was a "yes."
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Are you serious?
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GDP numbers that showed the US economy
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maintained a brisk pace of growth
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at a 2.8% annual rate.
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- How was L.A.?
- Great.
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They're all fuckin' nuts, but great.
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Can you get onto Lance about my speech?
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And can we get one of
the late night guys to,
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- you know, cook me up a bit?
- A bit?
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Yeah, a bit. You know, a
selection of jokes and riffs?
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You're gonna do a joke?
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What does that mean? I was
fuckin' king of the Lampoon.
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- Kicked their distribution into shape.
- I cleared your morning because...
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- Who's that in my dad's...?
- because your dad wants to see you.
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Guessing you didn't know that.
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No, I didn't know. But, uh...
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it's great news. Right?
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- Did you know?
- No, but it's great.
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Sure. Oh, sure.
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Shouldn't he have told you?
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OK, uh, listen, I'll just, um...
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get myself straight and...
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go and see the old... fuckin' goat.
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OK.
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You look good.
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Uh, well, yeah. Well, thank you.
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Whoops. Uh, Grace, um...
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OK, see, this is why
your staying here doesn't work.
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There are five bathrooms in
this place, and you're here.
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Why are you here? Like, right now
I have to fart, and I'm not.
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I'm physically not farting
because you're here.
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I'm just feeling a little
oppressed is all, OK? Thank you.
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Do you want me to speak to Connor
and confirm table arrangements?
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We're hosting basically
the same as last year,
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plus Joyce and Daniel. Is that OK?
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I didn't go last year, Shiv.
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Yes, you did.
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Remember we had that racist
Belgian GS guy?
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And his wife who wanted to kill herself?
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Siobhan, I think I would remember
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our first Roy Endowment
Creative New York ball together.
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I was trapped in Honk Kong,
scoping out theme parks.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Honey,
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growing up I used to look at the pictures
of the RECNY in Mom's "Vanity Fairs".
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And now, a little boy
from St. Paul's going,
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with the most beautiful gal
in the world.
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- Oh, what the fuck?
- What?
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It's quite a haunting image, isn't it?
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The eye almost seems
to follow you around the room.
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What is this?
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You know, your client,
the future senator?
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Apparently, this is her husband's asshole.
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What? Fuck off. Can you prove that?
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He posted it himself with the
CAPTION: "Check out my asshole".
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It was on a site called Filthy Rich.
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Has everybody got it?
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Just us, I believe, right now.
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Leaked to ATN. My buddy
thought I'd be intrigued.
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- All right, well, bring it on.
- Ooh, feisty.
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- What, they're not gonna run it?
- It's dirty, it's weird,
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and it's evidence of precisely the kind
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of disgusting liberal metro butt-love
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that makes our viewership angry
enough to buy pharmaceuticals.
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Oh, OK, fuck you very much.
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OK, well, hate to be the bearer
of bad news.
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What do we call it, "an
intimate part of his body"?
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No! That sounds like his dick.
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Or just his "anus"?
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"Anus"? At breakfast?
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That's a fucking juice-dropper.
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"A very private part of his body."
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It's boring. And she needs
to get more sleep.
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Karen.
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- Yeah?
- You sleepin' OK?
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- I thought so.
- Yeah?
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- Are you sleeping on your face?
- Boom! Ouch.
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I'm just kidding.
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- You look great.
- How about me, darling? How do I look?
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FIE, Mark. Fuckable In an Emergency.
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Now, if we don't
call out this frigid little phony,
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who will?
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Yeah. Good.
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Hey, Dad.
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I didn't know you were coming in.
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Did... Did Gerri?
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Do I need permission?
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Hey, come on. Screw you.
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Just making sure you're not selling
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any more of the company from under me.
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Oh, you want to get into that?
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You know, you put a hole in us
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by taking on a shitload of debt.
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But look, this is, uh...
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it's great to see you.
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Are you sure you're OK?
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Maybe you should get a briefing
and get some rest, yeah?
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Yeah, OK.
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Joseph!
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Bring the wheelchair!
I need to take a leak!
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Hey. So, uh, Dad's back.
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Back where? Back in the chair?
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Seems kind of fast, right?
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But, you know, it's good, obviously.
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You'd love it if his brain
fell out the back of his head.
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Jesus. I'm just scared in case...
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You're scared in case
he tries to push you out
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and your plans for, you know, Uber
for news and Facebook for cats
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and open plan office.
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You want a dance platform
jerkin' off idea gloop into...
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think boxes.
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I gotta go.
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Roman!
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- Frank.
- Good morning.
- No!
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Correction, it is not a
good morning from my POV
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because you're here
and I fuckin' hate you.
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Come on, kid.
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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Your dad asked me to come back.
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Oh, the fuckin'... the weasel prevails.
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That'd be a good name
for your autobiography,
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if they did books by jerks.
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God, you're pathetic.
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He apologized.
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Sure, man. Yeah.
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He didn't apologize when he
hit our au pair with his car.
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He wants me to show you the ropes.
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"It was her fault
for being too short," he said.
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OK.
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- Nothing else?
- What do you mean?
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I mean, in terms of what went up there.
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Because first it's a finger,
then it's a fist, then it's..
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a dildo shaped like Richard Nixon.
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Fuck this!
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A man wouldn't be getting this.
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Let's say that.
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Yeah, agreed. Hundred percent. But...
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For us, now,
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this isn't gonna go away,
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so we need to be clear,
we need to know the details.
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I think you need to talk
to your husband again.
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It's not going away because
ATN won't let it go away.
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So I think you should
talk to your father.
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I just hope the seating plan holds.
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If it does...
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look out, Middle East,
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'cause I can fix anything.
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I just want you to know you're the best...
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damn bunch of people
I ever had the honor to work for.
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Thank you very much.
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Here he comes.
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Bill. The best boss that ever lived.
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It's like Mandela fucked Santa
and gave birth to Bill.
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Thank you, everybody.
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Did you hear about Logan?
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They say he came in.
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- Yeah, I knew. But I couldn't say.
- Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Come on, you genial old fucker.
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Get in here already, before
it's time for me to retire.
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- Bill!
- Sorry about... all that.
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No problem, Bill! I just hope one day I
can eventually inspire similar affection.
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Uh, this is...
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this is Greg, new kid
I took under my wing when I started.
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- I'm actually a part of the fam...
- Doesn't need to hear your life story, Greg.
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- So, uh, thanks for everything.
- No.
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But, listen, before I do the final photo,
there's a...
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thing I need to mention.
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- Cool.
- You know, just us?
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- Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Great to meet you.
- Yeah. Thanks for understanding.
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Thank you, Bill.
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You're welcome.
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OK. So, uh...
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I've turned off the Wi-Fi, and...
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this is, uh... this is air-gapped,
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so I'm gonna...
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create a...
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Word document for you,
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and then I'm gonna print it,
because I don't want
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anything with my handwriting on it.
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I think someone has been watching
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a few too many spy movies
since they retired, eh, Bill?
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Yeah... Yeah, maybe!
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Ah. Here.
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This..
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this is the number of a set of
storage files in the depository,
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and the subject is, well,
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something that... it's not a big deal,
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but it just... it needs to be handled,
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and, uh... you're in the family.
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So... this is the name
of the legal office
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that is the intermediary,
and this... is...
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the person outside the firm
that we've been using...
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as a firewall
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to deal with the blowback from the NDAs.
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I mean it's not a big deal, Tom.
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Right, but what is it, Bill?
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You... you have two viable options.
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I can tell you everything,
and that's fine.
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Or I can not tell you,
and... you wouldn't know,
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and then you can steer clear
of the whole death pit.
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And that would be fine, too.
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So, I mean, the nice news is,
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either way, both ways, everything is fine.
254
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:17,089
Just keep the nuclear rods cool,
nothing's gonna blow.
255
00:14:17,114 --> 00:14:20,003
OK, so...... there's the death pit,
256
00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:22,762
and at the bottom of the death
pit there's nuclear rods?
257
00:14:22,787 --> 00:14:23,984
Well...
258
00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:26,173
You want to give me
the good news now, Bill?
259
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,414
Excuse me.
260
00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:34,040
- Photographer's ready.
- Terrific! Thanks, Kelly.
261
00:14:35,402 --> 00:14:36,559
And...
262
00:14:38,479 --> 00:14:39,627
print!
263
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,103
OK, you need to tell Dad
to back the fuck off.
264
00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,378
Hey, shouldn't you be at...
265
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:46,996
- 1 OAK or something by now?
- You know he rehired Frank to babysit me?
266
00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:49,689
I don't need a babysitter. OK?
Especially one I don't get to fuck.
267
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:50,635
- Seriously?
- Yes.
268
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,621
- Frank is back?
- Yeah. I mean, you're CEO.
269
00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:53,927
Can he even do that?
270
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,067
I don't...
271
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,201
It's... It's a question.
272
00:14:57,226 --> 00:14:59,376
OK, well, have a talk with
him, tell him to butt out,
273
00:14:59,401 --> 00:15:00,628
because we are running the show now.
274
00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:02,033
Tell him he needs to go back to bed
275
00:15:02,058 --> 00:15:03,773
and eat some soup, get some rest.
276
00:15:03,798 --> 00:15:05,656
Look, relax, OK?
277
00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:07,328
The, uh,
278
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:11,234
you know, the dinosaur is having
one last roar at the meteor
279
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,509
before it wipes him out.
280
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,987
But look,
281
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,161
you're doing a great job.
282
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,984
Thank you. Thanks, man.
283
00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:22,219
It's actually good to hear.
284
00:15:22,244 --> 00:15:23,579
It's a big job.
285
00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:25,059
I know it, bro.
286
00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,487
- Tell me about it.
- Do you want some help? I can...
287
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:30,859
help you, we can tag-team it on
Dad's speech at Sad Sack Wasp Trap.
288
00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:33,363
Um, I guess, yeah,
289
00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:35,629
I mean, it is a CEO thing,
290
00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:39,604
so, I mean, like I have
a whole thing prepared with...
291
00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:42,317
- jokes, and so...
- You're doing jokes?
292
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,592
Why does everyone keep saying that?
I'm funny.
293
00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:45,886
Yup!
294
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,004
I'm sure you're gonna kill it.
Who you taking?
295
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:49,847
No one. Rava's busy.
296
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,338
- Doesn't want to? Got it.
- So maybe I'll roll solo.
297
00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:56,199
How's that gonna look? You the CEO can't even
get an ugly sister to go to the ball?
298
00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,387
- You know who I'd like to take?
- Hmm?
299
00:15:58,604 --> 00:16:00,968
Anna Newman. That blonde chick from ATN?
300
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,845
The bl... Oh, shit, yeah! I'd
fuck that in a minute. Take her!
301
00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:06,424
It's not cool. I'm her boss.
302
00:16:06,461 --> 00:16:10,034
Oh, come on, what a pathetic beta-cuck.
303
00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:12,325
"Uh, excuse me, uh, would it be cool,
304
00:16:12,335 --> 00:16:14,617
'cause I have something
very secret in my pants.
305
00:16:14,627 --> 00:16:17,087
Would it be OK to show, please?
Or is that a trigger warning?"
306
00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:19,401
Jesus, Roman, you're
a walking fuckin' lawsuit.
307
00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:21,451
Uh, no, I'm honest, I'm just like,
308
00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:24,223
"Hey, I like your face.
I wanna fuck your face.
309
00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:25,571
Can I cum on your face?"
310
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:28,117
Which is why my face
is drowning in pussy
311
00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:30,173
and you're not even fucking your wife.
312
00:16:31,127 --> 00:16:32,369
Too far!
313
00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:35,409
Sorry, it just...
314
00:16:35,419 --> 00:16:37,106
Ooh, them's the facts.
315
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:50,088
No, thank you! Please leave
me alone, please! Thank you!
316
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,545
I... I got it.
317
00:16:55,984 --> 00:16:57,835
- Morning.
- Morning.
318
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:04,131
OK. Give me a hand. Yeah.
319
00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:07,562
Personal first,
320
00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:10,001
then the... corporal.
321
00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:11,477
Corporate.
322
00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:13,824
Um, OK.
323
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:16,513
Well, personal, nothing much.
324
00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:18,489
Pre-ball piece,
325
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,535
profiles of endowment recipients,
that's all great,
326
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:22,908
and...
327
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:25,011
just a little piece on your health, but...
328
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,119
I don't think you need to hear that.
329
00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,432
Say it.
330
00:17:32,128 --> 00:17:35,720
Um, "Kendall Roy will give
the traditional address
331
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,885
at the RECNY charity ball tonight,
332
00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:41,348
in a sign that even after recovery
from his stroke, Logan Roy...
333
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:45,312
is intending to wind
down from public duties."
334
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,874
Where did he get that?
335
00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:51,154
- Who gave him that?
- I... I don't know.
336
00:17:51,179 --> 00:17:53,679
Well, here's an
idea: find out!
337
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:58,286
Or find some other prick to pay
ya a million a fuckin' year.
338
00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:01,574
OK.
339
00:18:08,948 --> 00:18:11,915
I just gotta tell you, handling the
ball, it's just not a big deal for me,
340
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,955
which is the thing that's so nice.
341
00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:17,851
- It is not a big deal.
- "Winding down." Winding fucking down !
342
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:21,812
- I'm winding up!
- It's just funny, being in charge!
343
00:18:21,837 --> 00:18:23,757
I remember years ago
344
00:18:23,782 --> 00:18:27,451
I'd be at the table between you and Mom
and we'd look down, and..
345
00:18:27,476 --> 00:18:29,049
there'd be the mayor,
346
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,565
and all the names of old New York,
347
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,913
and you'd whisper in my ear, you'd say,
348
00:18:34,044 --> 00:18:37,743
"That Astor used to be that,
and he ran this
349
00:18:37,753 --> 00:18:39,743
till he SNAFUed that,
350
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:43,784
and he's porking her, and she's a slut."
351
00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:48,743
And it was just... a very lovely time.
352
00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,729
Yeah.
353
00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:53,343
Your mom loved all that.
354
00:18:54,094 --> 00:18:56,792
Fuckin' Wasp Trap.
355
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,747
What would you think about me taking
over a little on the foundation?
356
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,545
I mean could we pivot it away from sick
kids and contemporary dance
357
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,273
and toward tax reform?
358
00:19:04,673 --> 00:19:06,455
To be frank, everyone's dancing anyway,
359
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,400
and there are a lot of
charities that cater to...
360
00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:10,733
sad sacks... God knows I love 'em, but hey,
361
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,626
what about lending a hand
to stimulate free enterprise?
362
00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:17,135
Yeah, well, let's...
let's see how tonight goes, huh?
363
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,063
Yeah.
364
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,536
I don't have time for this shit.
365
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,169
- Hey.
- Hi.
366
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:33,506
Uh, so... look,
367
00:19:34,116 --> 00:19:36,520
I want you to call off your dogs.
368
00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:39,524
Because this obsession with Joyce,
369
00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:41,080
it's... it's out of line.
370
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,965
It's sitting very high
on your half hour.
371
00:19:47,963 --> 00:19:50,330
And it's vindictive.
372
00:19:50,477 --> 00:19:53,244
And actually, it's bad for democracy.
373
00:19:58,185 --> 00:20:00,009
Are you going to respond?
374
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:03,148
Well, I think it's important
to remember that...
375
00:20:03,173 --> 00:20:06,329
I'm not the one taking
pictures of my asshole here.
376
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,526
Yeah.
377
00:20:10,674 --> 00:20:13,088
Are you running this because you
think my dad likes this shit?
378
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:16,769
Oh, he wouldn't put that kind
of pressure on his people.
379
00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:19,182
OK.
380
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:22,596
Look, if I could get some nasty
little tidbits on some other folk,
381
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,832
could you ramp this down?
382
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,083
We're not the only ones
running it, Shiv.
383
00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:29,690
- It's a hugely popular story.
- Yeah, but you're leading it, Eva.
384
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:34,424
You had a ten-minute "sexpert" segment
on "How to keep your man happy in bed",
385
00:20:34,449 --> 00:20:38,074
- on a news channel.
- OK, you've said your piece, so...
386
00:20:38,286 --> 00:20:39,730
and I've listened.
387
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:41,784
- Great.
- Great.
388
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,773
Actually, no. You know what?
389
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,601
I'm saying as her strategist,
this level of attack
390
00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:49,964
begins to reflect on
your professional judgement.
391
00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:52,786
And you need to think about
the future, because this...
392
00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:54,425
this is the old world,
393
00:20:54,611 --> 00:20:57,018
and someday, in this world,
things will change.
394
00:20:57,319 --> 00:21:00,834
You know I wouldn't let any other strategist
in the building, let alone this floor.
395
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,132
- Well, I am very grateful.
- So when we're talking...
396
00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:04,659
professional judgement,
397
00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:07,252
good to bear in mind
that you're only here
398
00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:10,736
because your name matches the
one carved on the building.
399
00:21:15,865 --> 00:21:18,303
OK, last thing.
For the press and comms,
400
00:21:18,532 --> 00:21:20,352
it's clear, right, that I'm CEO.
401
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:21,790
We hope one day my dad will be back,
402
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:23,025
- we don't know when.
- OK
403
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:25,619
- Great. Thank you.
- Thanks, guys.
404
00:21:28,027 --> 00:21:29,644
Hey, Kendall. Stewy's here.
405
00:21:29,669 --> 00:21:33,485
I just put him in the South Tank
in case you want to keep it on the DL.
406
00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:37,054
Hey, Kendall. Can I grab five?
407
00:21:37,946 --> 00:21:41,242
Um, there's something, uh,
408
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:43,193
something that you don't know about,
409
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,843
and maybe it's probably something
that you don't want to know about.
410
00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:50,204
And, uh...
411
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,393
You know what my dad always said?
412
00:21:52,531 --> 00:21:54,979
He'd say he loved all his employees,
413
00:21:55,256 --> 00:21:59,163
but he particularly loved the guys who ate
the shit for him and he never even knew it.
414
00:21:59,442 --> 00:22:00,660
Got it.
415
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:05,652
Got it. Excuse me while I get myself a
knife and a fork and some Hollandaise.
416
00:22:11,347 --> 00:22:13,948
- Hey!
- Hey, bro.
417
00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:16,138
How's it goin'?
418
00:22:16,594 --> 00:22:18,640
- Good. What's up?
- So your dad's in?
419
00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:21,859
Yup, he made it in.
Which we were all, uh, delighted about.
420
00:22:22,227 --> 00:22:23,976
- You were delighted about?
- Sure.
421
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,180
Sure.
422
00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:26,748
- What's the story?
- No, he's great, you know,
423
00:22:26,773 --> 00:22:28,471
he likes to remind us he's still alive.
424
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:33,248
It's great to get his take,
but he needs a lot of rest.
425
00:22:33,547 --> 00:22:35,150
- Dad. Hey.
- Sir Roy.
426
00:22:35,175 --> 00:22:36,526
- Just talkin' about you.
- Logan.
427
00:22:36,551 --> 00:22:39,535
It is.. just great to see you.
How have you been?
428
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,834
So, you're the little schmuck
who owns such a big chunk of me.
429
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:47,495
Dad, it's Stewy. You guys have
met like a million times.
430
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,473
Excuse me barging in, it's just Gerri told
me I have a meeting with Opalite later...
431
00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:55,983
just to say, "I like it. Buy it."
432
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,625
- OK, Ken?
- OK, good thought.
433
00:22:59,258 --> 00:23:01,437
I'll come find you
and we can discuss.
434
00:23:01,462 --> 00:23:04,047
Sure, but if I don't see you, I want it.
435
00:23:04,775 --> 00:23:06,196
OK, uh......
436
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:10,151
Well, it's not necessarily
the best option in the sector,
437
00:23:10,228 --> 00:23:13,342
so, uh, so, yeah, but we can, uh...
438
00:23:13,836 --> 00:23:16,779
I want us into data mining. Buy it.
439
00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:18,743
It's a really flooded sector,
440
00:23:18,842 --> 00:23:20,915
OK? Lotta hustlers, lots of bullshit.
441
00:23:21,722 --> 00:23:22,854
You know, it's a gold rush.
442
00:23:22,912 --> 00:23:24,444
Oh, yeah.
443
00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:26,757
And who wants gold?
444
00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:29,916
Make them an offer
they get excited about.
445
00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:33,767
Make them an offer they want to
tell their wives about at night.
446
00:23:34,178 --> 00:23:38,667
Nice outdated sexism, Dad, but I'm
sure you're all over the data mining.
447
00:23:45,809 --> 00:23:46,543
I'm sorry?
448
00:23:46,568 --> 00:23:49,012
You OK? Dad?
449
00:23:49,473 --> 00:23:52,606
Hey, should I get... someone?
450
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,654
Maybe you should go home. Yeah?
451
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:59,031
I just, uh... need to piss.
452
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,418
OK.
453
00:24:04,205 --> 00:24:05,556
Great. Well,
454
00:24:05,806 --> 00:24:09,047
- thanks for sharing, old guy.
- Glad he's gonna go piss.
455
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,299
Uh, sorry. You know.
456
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,814
- He's still recovering.
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:24:11,893 --> 00:24:13,758
Listen, just technically,
458
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:17,666
and I don't want
to sound reductive, Ken,
459
00:24:17,719 --> 00:24:21,167
but... who's in charge right now?
460
00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:23,974
Me. I am.
461
00:24:24,218 --> 00:24:26,635
Legally and effectively.
462
00:25:01,927 --> 00:25:04,001
OK, Rick, thanks for that.
463
00:25:04,011 --> 00:25:05,231
Thank you.
464
00:25:05,256 --> 00:25:06,682
Very useful. Thanks.
465
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,094
Fuck off.
466
00:25:24,922 --> 00:25:25,931
Hey.
467
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:41,694
So, Greg, uh... listen.
468
00:25:41,733 --> 00:25:44,037
I just had a meeting
with my private attorney,
469
00:25:44,062 --> 00:25:45,843
and, uh...
470
00:25:48,219 --> 00:25:50,851
it seems I have been exposed to a virus.
471
00:25:51,808 --> 00:25:52,635
Oh.
472
00:25:52,955 --> 00:25:54,401
- Right.
- Yeah.
473
00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:57,198
Sit down.
474
00:26:00,037 --> 00:26:02,526
It's a deadly virus.
475
00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:04,375
And, uh...
476
00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:10,083
and now... now I'm fucked!
477
00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:12,837
Forever.
478
00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:16,763
- It sounds bad.
- It is bad.
479
00:26:16,818 --> 00:26:19,974
It is. And, uh,
I kind of need to share it.
480
00:26:19,999 --> 00:26:23,332
But anyone I talk to, uh...
481
00:26:25,727 --> 00:26:28,484
anyone I talk to, I effectively kill.
482
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:31,352
Here.
483
00:26:33,403 --> 00:26:36,102
That's the death pit, Greg.
484
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,210
Take a look.
485
00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:43,071
I... I mean, I feel like I might
not like it in the death pit.
486
00:26:44,448 --> 00:26:45,698
Go ahead.
487
00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:50,704
You're family.
488
00:26:51,604 --> 00:26:53,182
Thank you.
489
00:26:58,737 --> 00:27:01,862
- It's complicated.
- Kind of, yeah. But not really.
490
00:27:02,027 --> 00:27:04,598
For a number of years there was
an unofficial company policy
491
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,571
on the cruise lines that if there
was a serious criminal incident
492
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,023
we would, if possible, sail, not home,
493
00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:12,430
but to a Caribbean
or South American port
494
00:27:12,455 --> 00:27:14,773
where there were so-called
"friendly" authorities,
495
00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:17,507
and we could minimize the
incident to avoid negative PR.
496
00:27:17,588 --> 00:27:20,148
- Incidents like...
- Theft. Sexual assault.
497
00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:21,266
Rape.
498
00:27:21,462 --> 00:27:23,079
- Murder.
- OK.
499
00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:24,735
- The bad ones.
- Yeah.
500
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,251
There's hundreds in there.
501
00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:28,925
You know, the head of cruises
himself, Lester,
502
00:27:28,987 --> 00:27:31,533
would go on these entertainment tours,
503
00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:33,599
meeting the dancers,
504
00:27:33,645 --> 00:27:37,395
and extending the contracts of the
ones that would suck him off.
505
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,692
Everyone we could, we
paid off, we hushed up.
506
00:27:40,717 --> 00:27:44,861
But there are emails, there's
correspondence... it's ready to blow.
507
00:27:44,886 --> 00:27:46,792
It's a fucking time bomb.
508
00:27:47,052 --> 00:27:49,794
- So, what are you... what are you gonna do?
- I don't know! I don't know!
509
00:27:49,819 --> 00:27:52,795
Because anyone I ask for
advice, I make complicit.
510
00:27:52,885 --> 00:27:55,494
If you know about this stuff,
you should tell.
511
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:58,389
But you can't, because you're
gonna spread the virus.
512
00:27:58,414 --> 00:27:59,457
So...
513
00:28:01,156 --> 00:28:03,257
I have the virus, don't I?
514
00:28:03,554 --> 00:28:06,108
OK, Ken, uh...
515
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:09,750
why don't you grab the Opalite material?
516
00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:13,032
Uh, well, as I explained, Dad,
517
00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:16,150
I think they're kind of
snake oil salesmen,
518
00:28:16,174 --> 00:28:17,486
you know? Like..
519
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:18,583
they're the people who,
520
00:28:18,608 --> 00:28:19,643
you buy a refrigerator
521
00:28:19,668 --> 00:28:21,571
and their algorithm
is sending you, like,
522
00:28:21,636 --> 00:28:24,851
30 ads for more fridges. Great algo.
523
00:28:24,894 --> 00:28:28,698
Well, you're the business genius
who sold me out to this fucker,
524
00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:30,786
so I'd like to hear Stewart's thoughts.
525
00:28:31,025 --> 00:28:35,955
- OK, I'll get Jess to...
- It's a 30-fuckin'-second walkaway, son.
526
00:28:40,904 --> 00:28:42,362
Sure.
527
00:28:45,096 --> 00:28:46,999
So, Stewart...
528
00:28:56,477 --> 00:28:58,676
Jess. Hey, Jess?
529
00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,617
Yeah?
530
00:28:59,682 --> 00:29:01,060
Has anyone been...
531
00:29:01,085 --> 00:29:03,361
Uh, your dad came in
for like two minutes.
532
00:29:33,276 --> 00:29:34,401
What the...
533
00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:37,562
Oh, Jesus, fuck.
534
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:52,313
Just like gone in...
535
00:29:52,338 --> 00:29:54,047
Hey.
536
00:29:55,011 --> 00:29:58,293
So, I think we're buyin'.
537
00:29:58,303 --> 00:29:59,995
Good with you, Stewart?
538
00:30:00,026 --> 00:30:01,818
You're the boss.
539
00:30:04,278 --> 00:30:05,820
All good?
540
00:30:09,635 --> 00:30:13,531
Stewart, are you goin' to
the Sad Sack Wasp Trap tonight?
541
00:30:13,556 --> 00:30:15,967
- The...
- He means the RECNY ball.
542
00:30:15,992 --> 00:30:18,883
Oh. Yes. I am. I'm sorry to hear
that you're not gonna make it.
543
00:30:18,908 --> 00:30:20,815
Oh, no, no, I'll be there.
544
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:25,034
Well, I'm payin' for the fuckin' thing,
so I might as well go.
545
00:30:25,150 --> 00:30:26,243
Yeah.
546
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,845
You sure it was him?
547
00:30:29,903 --> 00:30:32,119
You think a lot of people
come in here and take a piss?
548
00:30:32,195 --> 00:30:34,116
Maybe someone spilled something.
549
00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:38,085
Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice
sculpture I forgot about melted.
550
00:30:38,118 --> 00:30:39,394
It's urine.
551
00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:43,333
This isn't a false flag, is it?
Did you piss on your own floor?
552
00:30:43,756 --> 00:30:46,904
Why are you looking like that?
What... What if people knew?
553
00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:50,288
- Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
- What do you want me to say?
554
00:30:50,486 --> 00:30:52,783
Well, first tell him where
to go pee-pee and poo-poo.
555
00:30:52,808 --> 00:30:54,519
He came in, he was talking to Stewy.
556
00:30:54,814 --> 00:30:56,814
What's he gonna do next,
start jizzing in my coffee?
557
00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:58,168
Take a dump on my iPad?
558
00:30:58,193 --> 00:30:59,558
He's still in recovery mode.
559
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:01,184
If he thinks he's OK to come back,
560
00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:02,845
he should talk to you, Gerri,
561
00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:05,627
and the nominating committee,
and set a date. Right?
562
00:31:05,705 --> 00:31:08,247
Well, technically, but it's
kind of a gray area because...
563
00:31:08,442 --> 00:31:09,891
He says he's coming tonight.
564
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,945
- Now you're kidding.
- OK, well, that's a concern,
565
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,931
because obviously
with major investors and..
566
00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,349
and press on hand..
567
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,909
Yeah, I know. What if he freaks out?
568
00:31:18,269 --> 00:31:20,354
What if he falls asleep in his soup?
569
00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:22,361
What if he starts
shouting racist comments?
570
00:31:22,386 --> 00:31:23,651
Just another Saturday night, baby.
571
00:31:23,676 --> 00:31:27,496
We have a fiduciary duty not to
let the company look, uh, nuts.
572
00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:29,888
What did you do, Kendall, when
you realized he'd done this?
573
00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:34,021
- What did I do?
- Yeah. How did you respond?
574
00:31:34,289 --> 00:31:37,029
I... I don't know, I didn't
want to humiliate him.
575
00:31:38,468 --> 00:31:39,850
What?
576
00:31:45,179 --> 00:31:48,366
This would be the third injection
I've given you in a month.
577
00:31:48,391 --> 00:31:49,945
He feels he needs to be there.
578
00:31:49,973 --> 00:31:52,152
You're only meant
to have three in a year.
579
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:53,793
No wonder you're not sleeping.
580
00:31:54,028 --> 00:31:56,851
You're risking long-term nerve damage.
581
00:31:56,861 --> 00:31:59,868
Jab. Not jabber.
582
00:31:59,995 --> 00:32:02,287
Shut up and shoot up.
583
00:32:05,746 --> 00:32:08,694
Sweetie? Really do with some advice.
584
00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:11,110
- Yeah?
- So, look, I don't...
585
00:32:11,135 --> 00:32:14,228
I don't wanna get you
into this, but, um,
586
00:32:14,485 --> 00:32:18,736
well, Bill told me, as part of the handover,
where some of the bodies were buried.
587
00:32:18,761 --> 00:32:19,604
Mm-hmm?
588
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,934
And, uh, they're not
very well-buried bodies,
589
00:32:22,986 --> 00:32:25,559
and they're not really
even bodies, they're...
590
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,740
kind of zombies?
591
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:31,076
They're ready to rise up
from the dead at any moment
592
00:32:31,101 --> 00:32:32,941
- and kill me.
- Uh-huh?
593
00:32:33,011 --> 00:32:35,182
I'm worried that.. that if...
594
00:32:35,390 --> 00:32:37,031
if it does come out,
and it's sort of...
595
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,141
it's kind of bound to come out,
596
00:32:39,214 --> 00:32:41,153
and it's while I'm in charge, I'm dead,
597
00:32:41,178 --> 00:32:42,808
because I know,
and I'm not doing anything.
598
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,404
But if I do do something,
599
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,450
I've gotta, you
know, do something.
600
00:32:46,644 --> 00:32:48,573
- Right.
- And I'd like to,
601
00:32:48,644 --> 00:32:50,884
you know, not...
obviously not carry the can,
602
00:32:50,909 --> 00:32:52,899
but maybe do the right thing.
603
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:54,565
OK.
604
00:32:54,907 --> 00:32:56,503
And what is the right thing?
605
00:32:56,528 --> 00:32:58,142
Well, what I'm thinking...
606
00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,871
is a press conference.
607
00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:01,933
- Oh? OK.
- Yeah. And tell...
608
00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:04,357
Get everybody in, tell
all the top execs
609
00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:05,615
and the law guys,
610
00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:07,006
and we go public.
611
00:33:07,031 --> 00:33:10,105
Open investigation,
disinfectant of sunlight,
612
00:33:10,245 --> 00:33:11,521
and,
613
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:15,588
you know, we pin the rap on a tight
group of naughty, rotten apples.
614
00:33:15,656 --> 00:33:17,480
Oh. OK.
615
00:33:17,545 --> 00:33:19,702
- Well, that sounds brave.
- Yes!
616
00:33:19,983 --> 00:33:21,668
Right. Is that good?
617
00:33:23,153 --> 00:33:26,809
I'm sorry, can we circle back?
I just... I gotta take this from Joyce.
618
00:33:27,284 --> 00:33:28,455
Yeah?
619
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:30,896
Look, I did what I can.
620
00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:33,858
It's dropping down the running order.
But long-term,
621
00:33:33,897 --> 00:33:35,089
you gotta ask yourself,
622
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,637
will your husband's dirty pink asshole
623
00:33:36,662 --> 00:33:41,419
go nicely with that lovely white
house on Pennsylvania Avenue?
624
00:33:50,346 --> 00:33:51,471
Wave, Roman!
625
00:34:22,549 --> 00:34:24,174
Wait for me.
626
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,342
Thank you.
627
00:34:29,577 --> 00:34:31,608
- Wait, wait, wait.
- I'm OK.
628
00:34:31,633 --> 00:34:34,258
All right. OK.
629
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,842
You're OK?
630
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,531
I don't think I can do this.
631
00:34:42,556 --> 00:34:43,581
Yes, you can.
632
00:34:43,892 --> 00:34:46,290
- Vas-y and fuck them.
- Yeah!
633
00:34:46,415 --> 00:34:48,930
OK. Let's go.
634
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:06,764
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
635
00:35:06,823 --> 00:35:08,061
Excuse me!
636
00:35:08,561 --> 00:35:10,045
OK, what the hell is this?
637
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,540
Uh, fork?
638
00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:13,948
Forks are to be placed thusly.
639
00:35:14,152 --> 00:35:17,351
This is how they do it
at a Dakota dude ranch.
640
00:35:17,361 --> 00:35:19,360
This is how we do it at the RECNY ball.
641
00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:21,719
Now, please go check every other fork.
642
00:35:23,486 --> 00:35:25,142
It's unbelievable.
643
00:35:25,152 --> 00:35:29,472
Now, why is everyone standing
on this side of the room?
644
00:35:29,703 --> 00:35:32,132
The room is growing lopsided.
645
00:35:32,241 --> 00:35:33,405
Let's lead them.
646
00:35:33,503 --> 00:35:34,767
- What?
- Like sheep
647
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:36,696
Willa, let's lead them like sheep.
Go around this way
648
00:35:36,721 --> 00:35:38,375
and corral them. Corral them
this way, OK?
649
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,064
- I'm gonna... I'm gonna go this way.
- OK. OK.
650
00:35:41,491 --> 00:35:42,920
Hello! Everyone!
651
00:35:42,945 --> 00:35:44,747
- Everyone! Hi!
- Come on, everybody,
652
00:35:44,772 --> 00:35:46,200
Hi ! I'm sorry to interrupt,
653
00:35:46,225 --> 00:35:47,361
you all look fabulous,
654
00:35:47,386 --> 00:35:49,936
I just want to say if you're having
trouble getting a drink over there,
655
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:51,510
identical bar over here...
656
00:35:51,535 --> 00:35:52,675
If you could just go to this side.
657
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:55,692
Enjoy the space, there's acres of it.
So have a good time.
658
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,907
The signature cocktail? Too avant-garde.
659
00:35:57,932 --> 00:35:59,447
The servers are creating bottlenecks.
660
00:35:59,472 --> 00:36:01,545
They put pesto in the gin...
it's a disaster.
661
00:36:01,644 --> 00:36:02,942
There's no flow, Stephanie.
662
00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:03,964
The evening is congealing...
663
00:36:03,989 --> 00:36:06,272
- there is no flow.
- Mark Morris,
- OK ?
664
00:36:06,335 --> 00:36:09,094
yeah, so my dad's first wife
665
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:11,940
thought she was gonna,
you know, empty the ghettos and...
666
00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:14,728
get everyone into ballet
when they started this thing.
667
00:36:14,753 --> 00:36:16,785
- Yeah.
- So patronizing.
668
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,794
What are you drinking?
669
00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:22,299
- A white wine.
- Can we get a white wine?
670
00:36:22,324 --> 00:36:24,591
A couple of the kids who got
into New York City Ballet
671
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:27,080
still send us cards at Christmas,
672
00:36:27,105 --> 00:36:28,810
because that's nice or whatever.
673
00:36:28,835 --> 00:36:30,950
No, it's nice.
674
00:36:31,287 --> 00:36:33,068
Yeah. It's, uh...
675
00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:35,634
it's dumb, but it's cool.
676
00:36:35,759 --> 00:36:37,300
Can I have a bitters and soda?
677
00:36:39,944 --> 00:36:42,070
I'm actually kind of nervous
about the speech.
678
00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:43,985
- Are you?
- Yeah.
679
00:36:44,277 --> 00:36:47,143
Maybe you can, uh,
give me some pointers.
680
00:36:47,153 --> 00:36:50,944
You're the ATN pro, actually.
681
00:36:52,238 --> 00:36:53,697
Good, good.
682
00:36:53,727 --> 00:36:55,759
Is that too wry?
683
00:36:56,277 --> 00:36:59,042
About our good works?
Is that, like, snitty?
684
00:36:59,737 --> 00:37:01,451
Well, there's all this,
685
00:37:01,476 --> 00:37:03,155
like, three pages of...
686
00:37:03,281 --> 00:37:04,755
you know, about you and the family,
687
00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,423
and the good works,
and the big hearts,
688
00:37:06,548 --> 00:37:08,851
and on and on and on.
689
00:37:09,703 --> 00:37:12,851
Excusing you, but I didn't ask
for editorial comment.
690
00:37:13,326 --> 00:37:17,326
Now it's into Kendall, OK,
and he's all blah blah blah.
691
00:37:17,395 --> 00:37:19,844
Hold on, pal. What is this?
Roll that back.
692
00:37:20,214 --> 00:37:22,192
- What is that?
- What?
693
00:37:22,777 --> 00:37:25,362
"Surprise Logan
retirement announcement."
694
00:37:25,473 --> 00:37:28,310
Yeah. That came through late.
He said he'd just wing it.
695
00:37:31,507 --> 00:37:32,559
OK.
696
00:37:32,569 --> 00:37:35,893
Mr. Bond.
697
00:37:35,903 --> 00:37:37,653
I've been expecting you. How are ya?
698
00:37:37,678 --> 00:37:39,167
Where are you sitting, man?
699
00:37:39,402 --> 00:37:40,542
In the basement?
700
00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:42,274
Out by the dumpsters?
701
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:44,260
Maybe you... do you want to trade?
702
00:37:44,285 --> 00:37:45,535
Maybe you'll meet a wealthy widow
703
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,633
and you can seduce her
with your sad eyes.
704
00:37:47,822 --> 00:37:50,048
She can keep you as a pet
in Westchester.
705
00:37:50,073 --> 00:37:52,314
- Hi, guys.
- Hey. You're here!
706
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,921
- You look nice this evening.
- As do you.
707
00:37:54,946 --> 00:37:55,955
Thank you.
708
00:37:56,294 --> 00:37:57,423
So, Tom,
709
00:37:57,714 --> 00:38:01,303
I hear you're thinking about
holding a little press conference?
710
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:05,494
- You know about that?
- I don't know anything.
711
00:38:07,803 --> 00:38:10,607
- Right. I just think it's the best thing to do...
- Tom, you need to shut up.
712
00:38:10,678 --> 00:38:12,803
This isn't the time to get
your conscience out and shout,
713
00:38:12,905 --> 00:38:17,037
"Hey, look at me! I cannot tell a lie! I'm
a good little boy, look at my ding-dong."
714
00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:19,585
OK, I don't think that's a fair
characterization of what I'm...
715
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:22,147
Have you ever heard
of the Sin Cake Eater?
716
00:38:23,246 --> 00:38:25,050
- No.
- He would come to the funeral
717
00:38:25,075 --> 00:38:28,575
and he would eat all the little cakes
they laid out on the corpse...
718
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,674
he ate up all the sins.
719
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:33,397
And you know what? The Sin
Cake Eater was very well paid.
720
00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:36,733
And so long as there was another
one who came along after he died,
721
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:38,602
it all worked out.
722
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:40,927
So, this may not be the best situation,
723
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:44,522
but there are harder jobs,
and you get a fuckload of cake.
724
00:38:44,846 --> 00:38:48,182
Can I ask you where
you heard about this, please?
725
00:38:49,479 --> 00:38:51,697
Tom, it's tough to have
to tell you like this,
726
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,527
but I'm in a sexual
relationship with your mother.
727
00:38:54,646 --> 00:38:56,772
She talks in her sleep.
728
00:39:05,497 --> 00:39:06,512
Excuse me.
729
00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:10,679
Hey. Hey, Pa, how ya doin'?
730
00:39:11,086 --> 00:39:12,867
Just wanted to check in on something.
731
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:15,884
Just wanted to check that you're
aware of Kendall announcing
732
00:39:15,909 --> 00:39:17,899
your retirement this evening?
733
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:20,969
I mean, I'm sure you were,
but I just wanted to triple-check.
734
00:39:21,077 --> 00:39:24,623
- What?
- Yeah. Is that right?
735
00:39:24,648 --> 00:39:25,567
No.
736
00:39:25,592 --> 00:39:27,037
No? Is it a mistake? Because...
737
00:39:27,062 --> 00:39:30,280
Kendall's gonna say it.
It's on the teleprompter.
738
00:39:32,057 --> 00:39:34,353
There's been a change of plan.
739
00:39:35,502 --> 00:39:38,284
Kendall's not speaking.
740
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:39,515
I am.
741
00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:40,595
OK, good.
742
00:39:49,027 --> 00:39:50,800
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
743
00:39:50,878 --> 00:39:52,784
I'm your host, Mark Ravenhead,
744
00:39:52,794 --> 00:39:54,784
and welcome to the RECNY ball.
745
00:39:57,277 --> 00:39:59,601
Hey. Hey!
746
00:39:59,611 --> 00:40:00,939
The butter's too cold!
747
00:40:01,009 --> 00:40:02,916
The butter is too cold!
748
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,503
The butter's all fucked!
749
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:06,292
You're fuckwads and
you fucked it!
750
00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:09,224
There's dinner rolls ripping
out there as we speak!
751
00:40:09,249 --> 00:40:11,256
- Connor.
- I am a laughingstock!
752
00:40:11,281 --> 00:40:14,337
There are always issues when
you serve this many people, but I think,
753
00:40:14,564 --> 00:40:15,821
on the whole,
754
00:40:15,845 --> 00:40:17,712
it's going very well.
755
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:19,681
Complacent! You're fired!
756
00:40:19,767 --> 00:40:22,924
You're all fired! Idiots!
757
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,363
Can't fuckin' believe it.
758
00:40:25,411 --> 00:40:27,571
Surrounded by imbeciles!
759
00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:30,615
Hey. Come with me. Come with me.
760
00:40:30,641 --> 00:40:32,057
Come on.
761
00:40:37,495 --> 00:40:39,596
You lump of fucking turducken!
762
00:40:39,658 --> 00:40:41,462
- Hi, T-Tom.
- Did you squeal?
763
00:40:41,495 --> 00:40:43,690
- What?
- Did you bitch me out, pig man?
764
00:40:43,746 --> 00:40:46,402
- As in...
- You bleated about
the fuckin' press conference.
765
00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:47,880
- No!
- Yes, you did.
766
00:40:47,962 --> 00:40:50,813
- No, I did not!
- Yes, you did, you filthy piece of shit!
767
00:40:50,894 --> 00:40:51,984
I ought to drag you...
768
00:40:52,009 --> 00:40:54,907
into the kitchens and have them
boil you until you're s...
769
00:40:54,951 --> 00:40:57,021
My God, you just touch me, Greg?
770
00:40:57,316 --> 00:40:59,799
Tom, I'm sor... Your spittle
was actually, like...
771
00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:02,074
This is extraordinary.
What are we gonna do about this?
772
00:41:02,131 --> 00:41:04,083
Are these assaults going to be ongoing?
773
00:41:04,108 --> 00:41:06,435
- No!
- You tell me you didn't do it?
774
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,695
I promise, I swear to God!
775
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,759
Then who the fuck did, then, Greg?
776
00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:11,816
Because I only told you.
777
00:41:12,334 --> 00:41:13,849
Believe me, man...
778
00:41:15,959 --> 00:41:17,622
Fuck off.
779
00:41:17,990 --> 00:41:21,223
Revolutionizing Internet radio
to his work with local children.
780
00:41:21,248 --> 00:41:24,648
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Juno Hernandez!
781
00:41:39,252 --> 00:41:40,993
- Hey, Dad.
- Mm.
782
00:41:41,003 --> 00:41:45,034
Um, so I don't want
to shit-talk Kendall, uh...
783
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,967
he ain't up to the job...
784
00:41:46,992 --> 00:41:49,894
but, uh, I think I mean I think
I speak for everyone here
785
00:41:49,919 --> 00:41:51,637
when I say it's great to see you back.
786
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:53,826
- Thank you, son.
- Yeah.
787
00:41:54,203 --> 00:41:56,367
But one thing, um,
788
00:41:56,377 --> 00:41:59,242
and I don't mind, it's fine,
789
00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:02,993
but I do want to say that
Frank is what to me, now?
790
00:42:03,159 --> 00:42:04,940
He's vice-chairman,
791
00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:07,492
and you're general advisor.
792
00:42:07,502 --> 00:42:10,270
And why is that?
793
00:42:11,694 --> 00:42:14,424
What's the situation
with the park numbers?
794
00:42:14,482 --> 00:42:15,931
- Park numbers?
- Mm-hmm.
795
00:42:16,043 --> 00:42:17,439
Well, attendances are good,
796
00:42:17,464 --> 00:42:21,854
but the occupied room nights
are down on last year.
797
00:42:22,119 --> 00:42:24,167
I'm just waiting for Tom
to get his feet, like,
798
00:42:24,192 --> 00:42:26,322
fully under the table.
799
00:42:26,619 --> 00:42:27,736
The guy is a flake, is...
800
00:42:27,783 --> 00:42:29,897
actually the truth of it, but I'm on it.
801
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:30,850
I'm on it.
802
00:42:30,937 --> 00:42:32,601
When are you coming back in again?
803
00:42:32,626 --> 00:42:34,703
You need to soak up Frank's experience.
804
00:42:34,828 --> 00:42:36,071
OK, but what does that mean?
805
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:39,265
It means do what he fuckin' tells ya.
806
00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:42,159
So sorry about the butter, guys.
807
00:42:46,071 --> 00:42:48,211
There was a problem with the butter?
808
00:42:48,236 --> 00:42:50,360
- Frozen.
- Oh.
809
00:42:50,385 --> 00:42:53,041
So remember, texting
is encouraged tonight.
810
00:42:53,066 --> 00:42:54,182
Please, no sexting,
811
00:42:54,976 --> 00:42:56,983
but texting is fine...
812
00:42:57,053 --> 00:42:58,669
Governor. Watching you.
813
00:42:59,147 --> 00:43:01,897
Let's get those numbers in. I want to
see everybody's name up on that screen,
814
00:43:01,922 --> 00:43:04,264
and on behalf of everyone here at RECNY,
815
00:43:04,289 --> 00:43:06,367
thank you for your donation.
816
00:43:12,461 --> 00:43:13,711
Hi.
817
00:43:14,878 --> 00:43:17,159
Oh, uh, no. Hold on.
818
00:43:23,003 --> 00:43:25,242
Thaaaank you.
819
00:43:25,252 --> 00:43:27,461
Hey wait here. Don't go. You stick around.
820
00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:35,956
Oh, I'm sorry, am I
interrupting something?
821
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,854
If you like her so much, why don't
you just ask for her fuckin' number?
822
00:43:38,879 --> 00:43:40,621
- Rome...
- No!
823
00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:43,975
I mean, you clearly want to, right?
824
00:43:44,703 --> 00:43:47,393
Grace, would you like
to give this man your number?
825
00:43:47,403 --> 00:43:49,694
Yeah. I'd like to give him my number.
826
00:43:51,368 --> 00:43:53,687
Why don't you ask for her number, then?
827
00:43:58,438 --> 00:44:00,141
Can I get your number?
828
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,462
Can I have a pen, please?
829
00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:06,400
Oh, OK. Here we go.
Yeah. It's happenin'.
830
00:44:06,571 --> 00:44:08,001
That's handy.
831
00:44:09,175 --> 00:44:11,332
That's actually her number.
832
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,250
Wait, wait, wait.
Bup-bup-bup-bup...
833
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,115
And fetch another bottle,
please. Thank you.
834
00:44:25,827 --> 00:44:27,897
Thanks, Brian. Thanks, Fritz.
Good to see you.
835
00:44:27,922 --> 00:44:29,570
Hey nice work, bro!
836
00:44:29,781 --> 00:44:32,484
- What do you mean?
- You know, fuckin' the talent.
837
00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:35,188
- Hey. Come on.
- No! It's cool It's cool.
838
00:44:35,213 --> 00:44:37,370
You're fuckin' ATN, ATN's fuckin' me...
839
00:44:37,558 --> 00:44:40,792
it's a little fucking clusterfuck, yeah?
840
00:44:45,591 --> 00:44:46,599
Hey.
841
00:44:46,624 --> 00:44:48,448
- Hi.
- Everything good?
842
00:44:49,076 --> 00:44:51,568
Yes, I'm having a lovely time.
843
00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:52,802
Thanks.
844
00:44:55,511 --> 00:44:57,375
So sorry about the butter.
845
00:44:57,385 --> 00:44:58,494
And just so you know,
846
00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:00,307
apparently Dad's going
to be doing the speech now,
847
00:45:00,428 --> 00:45:02,625
so late change of plans,
I hope that's cool.
848
00:45:02,690 --> 00:45:03,783
What...
849
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:05,579
yeah, he just said.
850
00:45:05,604 --> 00:45:07,642
I guess that put a spoke
in quite a few wheels, huh?
851
00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:10,127
Con. Con. He's in no fit state.
852
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,825
Gotta go backstage.
853
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,054
Uh, Gerri. Gerri. Can we talk?
854
00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:18,211
Sure.
855
00:45:21,881 --> 00:45:22,996
Over here.
856
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:29,296
Dad wants to do the speech.
857
00:45:29,433 --> 00:45:30,686
OK.
858
00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:33,908
- I did not know that.
- Yeah. When he opens his mouth,
859
00:45:33,962 --> 00:45:35,662
anything could come out.
860
00:45:35,687 --> 00:45:37,542
Drool, anti-Semitism,
861
00:45:37,552 --> 00:45:40,466
fucking string of silk
handkerchiefs tied together.
862
00:45:40,491 --> 00:45:41,803
I mean, if...
863
00:45:42,086 --> 00:45:44,285
if he fucks up publicly,
864
00:45:44,568 --> 00:45:46,395
we have a major problem.
865
00:45:47,379 --> 00:45:49,200
- Right.
- You need to talk to him.
866
00:45:51,755 --> 00:45:52,388
- OK.
867
00:45:52,413 --> 00:45:54,506
- OK?
- Got it.
- OK.
868
00:46:00,761 --> 00:46:03,822
Lasagna? Did you know
they had some lasagna?
869
00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:07,017
- Would you like some?
- Oh, yeah.
870
00:46:07,836 --> 00:46:09,364
- Hey.
- Hmm.
871
00:46:09,575 --> 00:46:11,867
- You good?
- I'm good.
872
00:46:11,892 --> 00:46:13,220
Great.
873
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,364
Good luck tonight.
874
00:46:20,396 --> 00:46:22,180
Gonna knock it out of the park.
875
00:46:22,236 --> 00:46:23,361
Thank you.
876
00:46:32,861 --> 00:46:34,237
Good luck.
877
00:46:35,135 --> 00:46:37,584
Bon chance.
878
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:39,125
Best foot forward.
879
00:46:39,135 --> 00:46:40,359
You can do it.
880
00:46:40,469 --> 00:46:43,417
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
881
00:46:43,427 --> 00:46:46,028
- Nervous?
- Not too bad.
882
00:46:46,098 --> 00:46:49,738
I had a thing with the butter,
but... seems to be OK.
883
00:46:50,606 --> 00:46:52,278
- Where you from?
- Bushwick.
884
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:53,434
Indeed.
885
00:46:53,762 --> 00:46:55,669
Yes, indeed.
Well, wonderful.
886
00:46:55,767 --> 00:46:57,001
Great effort.
887
00:46:57,594 --> 00:46:59,109
Connor Roy.
888
00:46:59,929 --> 00:47:03,210
People have a lot of
preconceptions about me, too.
889
00:47:03,235 --> 00:47:05,217
It's difficult.
890
00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:08,960
I mean, not... like I'm sure everything
is for you, but..
891
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:10,642
- you know.
- Right.
892
00:47:10,689 --> 00:47:12,050
See, I actually have this idea that
893
00:47:12,075 --> 00:47:13,489
social equality could be effected
894
00:47:13,514 --> 00:47:16,099
by a complete eradication
of federal support.
895
00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:18,443
Just people like you and I,
896
00:47:18,513 --> 00:47:19,439
doin' it together,
897
00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:21,471
- fighting it out without all the bullshit...
- OK, this is me.
898
00:47:21,496 --> 00:47:23,062
Great! Break a leg, my friend.
899
00:48:41,136 --> 00:48:42,178
That was great.
900
00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:54,638
Hey, you.
901
00:48:54,663 --> 00:48:55,872
Good job, Con.
902
00:48:55,897 --> 00:48:56,974
Best event of the fall.
903
00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:58,342
- Thanks, man.
- Really.
904
00:48:58,367 --> 00:49:00,913
Hey, terrific evening, huh?
905
00:49:00,999 --> 00:49:05,239
You really showed it to those
cystic fibrosis fuckheads, huh?
906
00:49:05,264 --> 00:49:07,419
Well, it's all about the charity.
It's not about me, buddy.
907
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,591
- You're right.
- OK, thanks.
908
00:49:10,944 --> 00:49:13,267
Hey! Hey, you guys!
909
00:49:13,527 --> 00:49:15,601
You won't believe what people
are saying out there.
910
00:49:15,611 --> 00:49:16,972
It's amazing! We tore it up.
911
00:49:17,004 --> 00:49:19,578
We nailed it, man! Score, team RECNY!
912
00:49:19,603 --> 00:49:21,801
You're awesome, dude. You're
awesome, awesome, awesome.
913
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:25,239
I love you so much. Everyone, you're
amazing and I love you so much.
914
00:49:25,411 --> 00:49:27,200
Stephanie, my rock!
915
00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:29,506
Come on, bring it.
Come on, come on, come on.
916
00:49:32,152 --> 00:49:34,809
Business mogul, philanthropist,
917
00:49:35,076 --> 00:49:38,857
and guy whose name
is on all of my checks...
918
00:49:40,294 --> 00:49:41,576
ladies and gentlemen,
919
00:49:41,586 --> 00:49:43,951
it is my profound pleasure
920
00:49:43,961 --> 00:49:47,757
to introduce to you, on this
most auspicious of occasions...
921
00:49:48,492 --> 00:49:52,492
in a change to advertised attractions,
922
00:49:52,502 --> 00:49:55,127
the man, the legend...
923
00:49:55,408 --> 00:49:57,075
Logan Roy!
924
00:49:58,061 --> 00:50:01,325
Elvis. I thought we were
getting a supporting act.
925
00:50:11,694 --> 00:50:13,420
Keep going.
926
00:50:14,864 --> 00:50:16,617
Just get to Dan
927
00:50:16,627 --> 00:50:18,911
and pretend you're talking.
928
00:50:21,836 --> 00:50:25,234
There's a $40 billion market cap
929
00:50:25,479 --> 00:50:27,200
waiting to see if he makes it.
930
00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:30,776
If he falls, I'm gonna lose
one of my several houses,
931
00:50:30,981 --> 00:50:32,689
and you're gonna pay for the next one.
932
00:50:35,127 --> 00:50:38,023
My God, he's really milking the walk.
933
00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:40,572
Nearly there. Come on.
934
00:50:55,169 --> 00:50:57,659
Thank you...
935
00:50:58,544 --> 00:51:00,034
evening.
936
00:51:00,973 --> 00:51:02,826
First, I'd, uh,
937
00:51:02,836 --> 00:51:07,167
I'd like to thank my wife,
Marcia, for, uh...
938
00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:08,629
everything.
939
00:51:10,494 --> 00:51:11,785
Thank you.
940
00:51:13,465 --> 00:51:15,012
Thanks,
941
00:51:15,101 --> 00:51:16,871
thanks to you all for coming,
942
00:51:17,264 --> 00:51:20,367
and thanks to those
who have supported me
943
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:23,134
during my recent
944
00:51:23,431 --> 00:51:26,200
health nonsense.
945
00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:28,868
Head cold.
946
00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:32,117
Yeah, uh, yeah, that's, uh, yeah.
947
00:51:32,127 --> 00:51:34,784
So...
948
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:36,583
personal n-news.
949
00:51:38,419 --> 00:51:42,028
Someone took...
950
00:51:42,262 --> 00:51:46,543
advantage of me being in...
951
00:51:46,926 --> 00:51:48,034
hospital,
952
00:51:48,044 --> 00:51:51,117
to...
953
00:51:51,127 --> 00:51:54,993
propose...
954
00:51:55,024 --> 00:51:56,576
to my daughter.
955
00:51:56,673 --> 00:51:59,576
So I'd like to take this opportunity to...
956
00:51:59,586 --> 00:52:04,695
welcome her fiancé,
Tom Wamsgans, to the family.
957
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,543
Welcome to the family, Tom.
958
00:52:09,753 --> 00:52:12,346
It's so, so important
959
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:17,422
that children are supported
and encouraged.
960
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,344
And, uh...
961
00:52:22,437 --> 00:52:24,552
everything I've done,
962
00:52:24,586 --> 00:52:27,459
I've done for my children.
963
00:52:28,242 --> 00:52:31,374
And I'm proud of the way that they've..
964
00:52:31,507 --> 00:52:33,451
pulled together
965
00:52:33,461 --> 00:52:35,784
during my issue.
966
00:52:35,794 --> 00:52:39,073
And, in particular,
967
00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:42,229
my son... Kendall.
968
00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:47,494
Well done, Ken.
969
00:52:50,502 --> 00:52:52,384
And now
970
00:52:52,408 --> 00:52:56,064
for one last announcement of the night.
971
00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:59,802
I'm officially announcing...
972
00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:04,693
I'm back.
973
00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:09,713
You better believe, I'm back.
974
00:53:10,455 --> 00:53:12,320
Full-time...
975
00:53:12,978 --> 00:53:15,060
better than ever.
976
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:16,578
Thank you.
977
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:17,917
All right!
978
00:53:17,927 --> 00:53:19,344
Thank you!
979
00:53:25,653 --> 00:53:28,973
- Get me out of here.
- Logan Roy, everybody!
980
00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:43,568
Yeah, nice one. Way to go, Dad.
981
00:53:43,927 --> 00:53:45,795
Why would you do that? Huh?
982
00:53:46,872 --> 00:53:48,225
I see you.
983
00:53:48,235 --> 00:53:51,844
I spied you fuckin' out, son.
Don't ever do that to me again.
984
00:53:52,468 --> 00:53:54,927
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Retire me...
985
00:53:54,997 --> 00:53:56,926
shoot me like a dog
in the street.
986
00:53:57,233 --> 00:53:58,983
I heard about your little speech.
987
00:53:59,045 --> 00:54:01,961
My speech? I was gonna do one fuckin'
joke about how you'd never retire.
988
00:54:01,986 --> 00:54:03,248
Bullshit!
989
00:54:04,829 --> 00:54:07,047
Why didn't you just talk to me?
990
00:54:07,195 --> 00:54:08,403
Fuck off.
991
00:54:12,351 --> 00:54:15,091
OK, OK. Pa. You're all right.
992
00:54:15,234 --> 00:54:16,903
OK. Thanks, Mark.
993
00:54:16,934 --> 00:54:19,621
Here. Easy, easy. Yeah.
994
00:54:21,569 --> 00:54:22,498
You OK?
995
00:54:22,523 --> 00:54:25,577
Yeah. Oh! Hey, Connor.
996
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:27,422
You did well tonight.
997
00:54:27,447 --> 00:54:31,939
- I'm really, really proud of you.
- I can no longer obey, Dad.
998
00:54:32,095 --> 00:54:35,149
"I have tasted command,
and I cannot give it up."
999
00:54:35,174 --> 00:54:39,767
A certain artillery cadet
by the name of N. Bonaparte.
1000
00:54:41,072 --> 00:54:41,916
You're OK?
1001
00:54:41,941 --> 00:54:44,473
- Let's go.
- OK, let's go.
1002
00:54:46,856 --> 00:54:47,895
OK.
1003
00:54:47,971 --> 00:54:49,947
Good night. Good job.
1004
00:54:49,972 --> 00:54:51,305
Thank you.
1005
00:54:57,809 --> 00:54:58,934
Hey.
1006
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:06,262
You know, look, Anna...
1007
00:55:06,287 --> 00:55:08,286
can I just ask...
1008
00:55:08,991 --> 00:55:12,355
is there something... going on here?
1009
00:55:12,858 --> 00:55:15,123
- As in?
- I don't know, is there...
1010
00:55:15,161 --> 00:55:18,526
an atmosphere? Did I
say something to offend you?
1011
00:55:18,638 --> 00:55:23,201
This has been a lovely evening.
I was so... happy to come.
1012
00:55:23,429 --> 00:55:25,476
So, am I crazy?
1013
00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:27,849
I feel like I'm on a date with an app.
1014
00:55:28,163 --> 00:55:32,252
Like there's this invisible bubble wrap.
1015
00:55:33,272 --> 00:55:35,064
Look, um...
1016
00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:38,452
off the record,
1017
00:55:38,477 --> 00:55:39,966
off off,
1018
00:55:40,483 --> 00:55:42,974
you seem like a nice... guy.
1019
00:55:42,999 --> 00:55:44,207
Thank you.
1020
00:55:45,361 --> 00:55:47,087
Eva told me to come.
1021
00:55:47,270 --> 00:55:50,016
Asked. I mean, I asked her to just,
1022
00:55:50,156 --> 00:55:52,781
- you know, ask your people.
- It's fine.
1023
00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:55,297
I'm just seeing someone,
1024
00:55:55,564 --> 00:55:57,846
but y-you... you're the boss.
1025
00:55:57,871 --> 00:55:58,790
No.
1026
00:55:58,815 --> 00:56:00,292
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm not that guy.
1027
00:56:00,317 --> 00:56:03,098
Yeah, sure. No. I'm...
1028
00:56:03,459 --> 00:56:06,849
But actually, you are the guy.
Right now.
1029
00:56:08,611 --> 00:56:10,412
What did she say? Eva?
1030
00:56:10,499 --> 00:56:11,781
Nothing.
1031
00:56:12,197 --> 00:56:13,506
Come on. Please, just...
1032
00:56:13,531 --> 00:56:18,941
To make sure that you had
a really good time.
1033
00:56:19,471 --> 00:56:20,463
Was she joking?
1034
00:56:20,488 --> 00:56:21,588
Sure.
1035
00:56:22,923 --> 00:56:26,063
OK, uh, and I'd prefer it
1036
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:28,740
if you didn't say anything.
1037
00:56:30,201 --> 00:56:32,490
Well, uh, I think I should.
1038
00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,004
Please don't.
1039
00:56:34,283 --> 00:56:35,923
OK. Sure.
1040
00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:42,266
Hey, come on, man. This is our charity.
1041
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:44,720
How much a plate? You gotta
get at least a blow job.
1042
00:56:44,756 --> 00:56:46,090
That's the law.
1043
00:56:48,590 --> 00:56:49,782
That's not the law.
1044
00:56:49,963 --> 00:56:51,953
Well, it's the ethical code, then,
1045
00:56:52,001 --> 00:56:53,009
and I hate to say this,
1046
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,095
but she's behaved
rather unethically here.
1047
00:57:20,778 --> 00:57:21,849
Hey.
1048
00:57:21,874 --> 00:57:23,999
Not really a good time.
1049
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:31,577
Good kid. Smart move.
1050
00:57:32,189 --> 00:57:34,415
Keep talking.
1051
00:57:34,478 --> 00:57:36,478
I aim to please, ma'am.
1052
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,881
Did you tell him to call?
1053
00:58:28,155 --> 00:58:29,411
Don't wake him up.
1054
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,823
Please close the door.
1055
00:58:31,152 --> 00:58:32,392
Keep driving.
1056
00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:34,084
I want him to sleep.
1057
00:58:50,677 --> 00:58:53,270